Daddy, Where do Strippers Come From? (Autographed)

$15.00

This is the first ov a series ov "Daddy?" books. Here is a review: Finally, someone has taken the time to explain exactly what many of us have wondered about for ages. And that someone is the Godfather of OC punk sound, the venerable Rikk Agnew.

Presented in a beautiful packaging reminiscent of a children’s book, Agnew and his illustrator Frederick Burnt, present the material in a very straight forward and easy to understand format. Who knew that all strippers are actually made on a beautiful planet in the center of the universe named Dolce Fabrique (Fabriicae Mitior in Latin) and that since they are alien it’s impossible to objectify them. All of the trials, tribulations and training these young ladies must go through in order to earn a trip to Earth (via a bus fueled by glitter, perfume and broken dreams) to dance are outlined here.

Gone is the myth that strippers come from dysfunctional homes with daddy issues. The mind boggles at this tell-all book; which is a must read for any guy, regardless of whether they have yet to visit or are well versed in the etiquette and clientele of a strip club.

Plus, the format is such that those dads who are too embarrassed to hit the subject head on can simply leave it on the family bookshelf for junior to discover on his own.